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stupid conversation #4,506,600 between steve and i. [22 Nov 2005|01:25am]
[ mood | cold ]

so a long time ago i bought this hunting game for xbox because it was on sale and i figured it would be kind of fun or whatever.

well steve was playing it tonight and i was bored, so i sat down to watch him. and one of his missions was to go out in the forest and shoot 2 kinds of deer. so no biggie. he had to go through this list of supplies such as different kinds of guns, scopes, and other supplies he might want to buy to help his hunt more.

well imagine my amazement when he bought a 20lb. chunk of MEAT.



............

here's the conversation that followed:

me: steve.....why did you buy meat?

steve: to attract the deer...duh!

me: steve.......deer..don't...eat...meat!

steve: well how am I supposed to know?!?!

me: THEY'RE HERBIVORES DUMMY! THEY TEACH US THIS IN GRADE SCHOOL! WOULD YOU FEED MEAT TO A HORSE OR A COW?!?!?!?!

steve: well.......

me:............



i think God forgot to give my boyfriend a brain and accidently dropped his lunch in there instead.......



oh well...he's still cute.

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[15 Oct 2005|01:53am]
wow, i haven't update this thing in FOREVERZ!

geez. what to talk about eh?

well, halloweiner is coming up. they were selling a pizza slice costume at walmart- i was gonna get it and walk around telling people to "bite me"....ah but i think i'll hold off on that one because i'm afraid some people around this town would...

i rented the movie 'ghost' from blockbuster tonight. i've never watched it all the way through, and since i NEVER go to sleep- i figure, why the EF not watch a hxc chick flick?!

i hung out at my twins apartment tonight. that was fun, she just got back from california- and she got me the BEST souvenier..it's a picture frame with the name of the town she got it from- spelled WRONG! hahahaha. i know she'll hate me for posting this, but i think it's funny- and will give me ammunition for jokes for years to come!!!!!

ok i'm bored. here's a picture to keep the masses satisfied!





my field in the morning...
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[27 Sep 2005|09:30am]
the other day before it started to rain, i saw something moving out of the corner of my eye. it was on the ground and going the opposite direction. upon closer inspection i found out it was a big ol' fat toad and little did it know it couldn't run from me!

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[27 Sep 2005|09:03am]
steve got me the new coheed and cambria cd as a surprise. i think i'm in love.....




with both of them.
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[17 Sep 2005|01:05pm]




love you.
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[08 Sep 2005|12:12am]
why is 'date my mom' so the gay? geez. i can't even WATCH that fakeness anymore.



oh also, go here and see this AWESOMENESS. is that a word? and if so, did i spell it right? WHATEVER!

http://www.auburn.edu/~shephcd/zoomquilt/zoom.htm
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[08 Sep 2005|12:08am]
go to this site and lol like i did:

http://www.auburn.edu/~shephcd/USDOL.html
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[06 Sep 2005|08:35pm]
goin to see hanson at the house of blues in chicago in november ..


holla if ya hear me!
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[03 Sep 2005|11:35pm]
i think it's funny how everyones so quick to start with the bush bashing now. i dread this whole situation because democrats are going to go NUTS with the non-stop insults. it's like they live for moments like this. i understand that the government was EXTREMELY slow in sending help for the whole situation. and that part i'm confused about as well- but i don't know why people need to focus their entire blame on the president?

i don't get why people aren't asking THEIR OWN STATE'S governor and leaders why the levy (sp?) wasn't able to withstand a hurricane of this proportion? with the city obviously being an easy "accident waiting to happen" due to it's location on sea level- i don't get why there was nothing done about this earlier? WAY before this storm was even created. blacks not having jobs and living in poverty has nothing to do with alittle preparation for a storm that would've hit now or YEARS from now. i love it how the governor of LA (a black man) is pissed off at the president (of course)- and is talking all this shit on how he's pissed no help was sent sooner and he goes on to talk about how if this were a situation with white people, they would've been saved sooner. oh shut up. it's pretty sad when people can only think of that argument. why don't we ask all caring governor why this situation wasn't prepared for ahead of time? he talks about wanting to fix up this state and make it great- well start by fixing these kinds of problems that keep all your people alive, dumbass.

i don't know. i'm just rambling i guess- so if any of that didn't make sense- than oh well. whatever. i hate this whole thing.

but one more thing i will say- i think it's funny how kanye west can spout off how america has forgotten about his people and they live in extreme poverty and don't get help, while he sits in his million dollar home getting pampered by whatever he needs. fucker, get your ass off your soapbox and go help YOUR PEOPLE already...noone CARES what you have to say.


grrrr.....
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[02 Sep 2005|07:21pm]
well...in wake of this whole katrina shit- i must say, i can rest assured knowing that racial tension is alive, well, and burning in the good ol' u.s.of a. unbeleivable. i'm not gonna sit here and state my opinions on the matter because i don't have time, i don't care that much, and frankly you probably don't give a shit either. but all i know is this whole situation is disgusting. on both sides of the racial line.
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[01 Sep 2005|01:59am]
i have the greatest boyfriend in the world and i love him.


the end.
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happy happy 1st everyone. [01 Sep 2005|01:15am]
one thing i will NEVER understand is how any sane girl can find this young specimen attractive...

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[31 Aug 2005|02:25am]
i now have a friend on myspace who has a dog named strummer. it's the weirdest thing. i thought i'd never meet another person who has used the same name for their dog. i mean, i'm not stupid- and i realize other people might've used it, but i never thought i would TALK to one of those people..........

this...is great.
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[31 Aug 2005|12:37am]
dearest mtv,


stop talking about the vmas.

they sucked.

get over it.



thanks! toodles!


-heather.
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[31 Aug 2005|12:15am]
i really really really really hate it when fat girls post pictures of themselves and put a caption on it that states, "real beauty." or they complain about the lack of bigger sizes in stores or catalogs and claim that they should make larger sizes for "real women"


as if skinny girls are FAKE? i don't get this. i understand there's alot of barbie doll skanks out there that have every possible form of plastic surgery done to them- and sure, you can call them fake because none of them is NATURAL anymore. but just because someone is skinny doesn't mean their some alien creature sent to earth to invade your tv with their flat ass and A cup boobs and rub it in your face that you mean nothing because you weigh over 200 lbs.

i think all you raging chubbies out there should change your argument to clothing store companies to, "make bigger sizes for girls who prefer to eat....lots.....cheeseburgers...mmmmmm"


in no way should anyone get offended by this. i have nothing against raging chubbies- i have nothing against barbie doll skanks.....i DEFINATELY have nothing against cheeseburgers...mmmmmm
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[25 Aug 2005|01:28am]
i heard loud snoring just a minute ago and thought it was steve....no..it's strummer.....


what a silly little puppy.
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fuck.... [23 Aug 2005|10:44pm]
[ mood | disappointed ]

well imagine my shock when the first two numbers of the lotto matched my golden tickets......but the next two didn't.......but the fifth did.....and not the last. i hope that made sense.


so yeah- big surprise, i didn't win. not like i didn't expect that- just dissapointed that my vw convertible will have to wait....grrr..


at least i matched 3 of the numbers..i was pretty shocked about that- it gives me some hope that it CAN be done....maybe not in this lifetime tho...haha.

well matching 3 of the numbers gets you $7- so....whoopdeefuckindo.

oh well- i'll keep playing and as my dad says...dreaming.

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i would like to shoot the person who said "money doesn't bring you happiness" [23 Aug 2005|08:14pm]
so me and steve bought 2 tickets for the mega millions lottery drawing tonight. the pot is at $84 million dollars....


i told my dad this- he started singing the word "dreamer" all around the house. oh well.

it's so weird- something like a lottery ticket does something really strange to you. i'll sit here or in the car and think of all the stuff i would get with some of the money- and how much stuff i would get my family and friends- and i never really think about the [gee you have no way in HELL of winning] part...ya know? i guess noone really thinks about the losing part- but even tho the odds are definately not in my favor- i always have that stupid hope in the back of my mind that soon i will have my castle, cherry red jaguar, lime green vw convertible, light olive cadillac cts, 10,000 happy little puppies, a personal trainer named geoff who speaks fluent german........and so on.

personally- even tho i may not win- i find it fun to go around the lottery website and check out other people who have won, that makes me feel better at least. knowing someone else out there is happy and secure for the rest of their lives.


*sigh* the drawings tonight. if i win- i will personally deliver $100,000 to all my lj friends doors.....

i thank you.
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[16 Aug 2005|01:38am]
ok i'm pissed. first off, stupid lj is celebrating it's 8 millionth member...big deal. half the journals on this thing are never used anyways- so poop. but anyways- to celebrate their raising the number of icons allowed for paid journals. it's like, HELLO?!?!? what about giving us cheapies alittle more room for more than 3 lousy icons? c'mon idiots. this is certainly not fair and is so not tempting me to buy an account. g-a-y.

the 8 millionth person to sign up gets a signed poster from the lj staff......garbage material right there.....who do they think they are? God? what dorks.

ok and i also want this badly for my birthday...or christmas...whatever..

http://www.nintendogs.com/


kthnx
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[12 Aug 2005|10:17pm]
i think i can take credit for holding one of the strangest AIM conversations ever. i don't know why things pop out of my head sometimes but people must think i'm nuts....

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